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• Shredded Disaster is Murphy Slaw.
• Yes perhaps You Know St. Murphy.
• Murphy's First Law for Husbands: If you run into an old girlfriend -- no matter how innocently -- your wife will know about it before you get home.
• Sex is like snow; you never know how many inches you are going to get or how long it is going to last.
  -- Murphy's laws on sex...
• Chopped cabbage - it's not just a good idea... it's THE SLAW
• There are some things that are impossible to do, but it is impossible to know what they are.
  -- Corollary to Murphy's Law...
• Lisa: [improvises] Murphy: Now now now, low B flat.
  Lisa: [jams down low] Murphy: Okay, Lisa. Altissimo register....
• If you can't remember, then the claymore is pointed at you. -- Murphy's Military Laws, #10
• Lisa: Isn't anybody going to show up? Lovejoy: Well, Lisa, we've waited an hour.
  [clears his throat, reads] Dearly Beloved, we are gathered here today to bid farewell to Blood and Guts Murphy....