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• I like kids, but I don't think I could eat a whole one.
• I'm not a vampire. I just eat like one.
• It is impossible for a man to love his wife whole-heartedly without loving all women somewhat.
  I suppose that the converse must be true of women. -- Lazarus Long...
• I love to cook! I love to eat! I hate to wash DISHES!
• I could buy a 3DO, or I could eat this year! Decisions, decisions...
• I'm so hungry, I could eat a vegetable.
• Wouldn't it be wonderful if everyone renounced violence forever?
  I could then conquer the whole stupid planet with just a butter knife....
• I sure do love those BBS's.
• But I always fired into the nearest hill or, failing that, into blackness.
  I meant no harm; I just liked the explosions. And I was careful never to kill more than I could eat....