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• Harry constantly irritated his friends with his eternal optimism.
  No matter how bad the situation, he would always say, "Well, it could have been worse....
• Bart: Who's that, George? George: That's me with Charlton Heston.
  He was -- Bart: Who's that, George? George: Er -- see, you wouldn't know him....
• A Senator, speaking of our current Vice President, whose name shall not be mentioned (we don't like hate mail written in crayon!
  ): "I think if you put his brain on the edge of a very fine razor, it would be like a BB, rolling down the middle of I-70....
• George Washington said to his father, "If I never tell a lie, how can I get to be President?
  -- Red Butto...
• A President cannot always be popular. -- Harry S. Truman, "Memoirs, Vol. II", 1955
• All I was doing was appealing for an endorsement, not suggesting you endorse it.
• As you know, I planned a trip out there for some time, so it fits in very nicely.
  -- President George Bush, on his trip to LA after the rio...
• President George Bush, fully aware of the fact that Pearl Harbor Day is September 7th, is hanging his sock on the mantle for the Easter Bunny!