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• All I was doing was appealing for an endorsement, not suggesting you endorse it.
  -- George Bush, US Preside...
• Los Angeles Daily News: Have you ever had the urge to rip the tag from a pillow or mattress, despite the warning of dire penalties?
  Well, it's perfectly legal now - if you live in Colorado....
• As you know, I planned a trip out there for some time, so it fits in very nicely.
  -- President George Bush, on his trip to LA after the rio...
• A lot is happening -- not all of it good, but a lot is happening.
  -- President George Bush, Day 48 of the Bush presidency...
• Although I believe that the economy is on the right track, let me be the first to say that all is not well.
  -- President George Bush, September 1991...
• Bart: Why, hello, Mrs. Bush! Barbara: Hi, Bart! Mr.
  Bush is upstairs napping. Bart: You know, your husband's awful grumpy....
• Homer: First Bush invades my home turf, then he takes my pals, then he makes fun of the way I talk -- probably.
  Now he steals my right to raise a disobedient, smart-alecky son!...
• Ned: Howdily doodily, there, President Bush -- or should I say, "President Neighbor"!
  I'm Ned Flanders, and this is Maude, Rod, and Todd....
• Take out the word 'Quayle' and insert the word 'Bush' wherever it appears, and that's the crap I took for eight years.
  Wimp. Sycophant. Lap dog. Poop. Lightweight. Boob....