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• There is no remedy for fun but more fun!
• The fact is that one side thinks that the profits to be won outweigh the risks to be incurred, and the other side is ready to face danger than accept an immediate loss.
  -- Thucydides, History of the Peloponnesian Wa...
• The soldier came knocking upon the queen's door He said, "I am not fighting for you anymore" The queen knew she had seen his face someplace before And slowly she let him inside.
  He said, "I see you now, and you're so very young But I've seen more battles lost than I have battles won And I have this intuition that it's all for your fun And now will you tell me why?...
• I see from your coat, my friend, you're from the other side.
  There's just one thing I'd like to know: Who won? -- David Crosby...
• By the time they had diminished from 50 to 8, the other dwarves began to suspect 'Hungry' .
  .." -- Gary Larson, "The Far Side...
• Hear the other side.
• This is not fun. I had fun once, and it wasn't like this!