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  .. I pushed '1' and he just stood there... I said 'Hi, where you going?...
• One time I removed all the hair from a mouse with Nair hair remover, just to see what it looked like.
  And it looked beautiful. -- David Lynch...
• Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
• Your mothers ghost stands at your shoulder Face like ice
  a little bit colder She says "You can't do that it breaks all the rules You learned in school" But I don't really see Why can't we go on as three?...
• Cecil, you're my final hope Of finding out the true Straight Dope For I have been reading of Schrodinger's cat But none of my cats are at all like that.
  This unusual animal (so it is said) Is simultaneously alive and dead!...
• Homer: Woo hoo! We won! We won! [Homer, Apu, and Moe dance while the kid gets the trophy from the case] [Homer holds it, but Burns takes it] Bu
  You mean, _I_ won. Apu: But we were a team, Sir....
• Rachel: I mean I think I'd say no to anybody right now.
  Oh, but it was so strange. I mean I'm standing there with this charming, cute guy, who's asking me to go out with him, which I'm allowed to do, and I felt guilty....
• Monica: Please tell me you_re stopping now. Pete: I_m fine!
  I'd fight tonight, if they_d let me. [stands up and starts swinging his arms] See this circle I'm marking off here?...