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• No sex is better than bad sex.
• Nothing is better than Sex. Masturbation is better than nothing.
  Therefore, Masturbation is better than Sex....
• Some mornings, sex is almost better than coffee.
• There's nothing better than good sex. But bad sex?
  A peanut butter and jelly sandwich is better than bad sex. -- Billy Joel...
• There may be some things better than sex, and some things worse than sex.
  But there is nothing exactly like it. -- Murphy's laws on sex...
• Better at sex than anyone; now all he needs is a partner.