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• The only way I can lose this election is if I'm caught in bed with a dead girl or a live boy.
  -- Louisiana governor Edwin Edward...
• Confucious say: fool man climb tree to get cherrie
  wise man spread limbs. man who fishes in other man's well often catch crabs....
• My definition of a redundancy is an air-bag in a politician's car. -- Larry Hagma
• The Rockefeller Principle: Never do anything you wouldn't get caught dead doing.
• God made man. God made woman. And when God found that men could not get along with women, God invented Mexico.
  -- Larry Storch...
• I am the Shadow Man, and *I* will never harm the person under whose bed *I* live.
  "Glad to hear it, my man... Hey, don't stay out too late, and when you get back, make sure you shut the window....
• How did this ugly woman get in my bed?
• Get caught in a lie? Deny you ever said it! -- Liberal Rule # 5
• Never get caught acting. -- Lillian Gish