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• Fairly boring message:) This is John. I can't come to the phone right now, but if you leave a message at the tone, I'll return your call.
  (Now, re-record the message every morning. Frequent callers will notice that something sounds different, but will be confused since the words are exactly the same....
• And now for something completely different!
• If you teach your children to like computers and to know how to gamble then they'll always be interested in something and won't come to no real harm.
• DSTD Do Something Totally Differe
• You apparently are not interested in serious exploration.
• Mathematicians are like Frenchmen: whatever you say to them they translate into their own language and forthwith it is something entirely different.
  -- Goethe...
• Life is pain; anyone who tells you different is selling something.
  -- Inigo Montoya from The Princess Bride...
• Mathematicians are like Frenchmen: whatever you say to them they translate into their own language, and forthwith it is something entirely different.