Space: the final frontier. These are the voyages of the starship
Enterprise. It's five-year mission: to explore strange new worlds; to
seek out new life and new civilizations; to boldly go where no man has
gone before.
-- Captain James T. Kirk
Q: How many members of the U.S.S. Enterprise does it take to change a
light bulb?
A: Seven. Scotty has to report to Captain Kirk that the light bulb in
the Engineering Section is getting dim, at which point Kirk will send
Bones to pronounce the bulb dead (although he'll immediately claim
that he's a doctor, not an electrician)....
