Why The Ticket? The Sign Says "Fine For Parking".

Why The Ticket? The Sign Says "Fine For Parking".

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Why the ticket? The sign says "Fine for Parking".

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A real patriot is the fellow who gets a parking ticket and rejoices that the system works.
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Why don't you walk into a parking meter and violate yourself? -- Dick Cave
Parking for ACME Sign Company Customers Only. Violators will be victims of violent terrorist actions at owner's expense.