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• Now it's time to say goodbye To all our company... M-I-C (see you next week!
  ) K-E-Y (Why? Because we LIKE you!) M-O-U-S-E....
• You must pee every time you see a sign "W E T F L O O R
• Show me a hero and I will write you a tragedy. -- F. Scott Fitzgerald
• Greeting - How the f%*k are you? -- The everyday versatility of the "F" word
• Excuse me. Do you wanna f**k or should I apologize? -- Pick up line
• Show me a hero and I will write you a tragedy.--F. Scott Fitzgerald (1896-1940)
• Every time I go to the board with these notes I write down something completely different.
• TECO /tee'koh/ n.,v. obs. 1. [originally an acronym for `[paper] Tape Editor and COrrector'
  later, `Text Editor and COrrector'] n. A text editor developed at MIT and modified by just about everybody....
• Whore House: You F**k 'em, we'll suck 'em!