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• Bigotry and hatred are _NOT_ "family values.
• Family values: My family is good, your family sucks.
• Love, Honesty, and Compassion are OUR family values.
• Keep your values off my family.
• Lesbian, Gay, and Bisexual Rights *ARE* Family Values!
• Why do I get the impression that when politicians talk of "family values" in government, they really mean "treat the voters like children?
  -- Mark J Bradaki...
• Don't forget about the importance of the family. It begins with the family.
  We're not going to redefine the family. Everybody knows the definition of the family....
• And I will do all these good works, and I will do them for free!
  My only reward will be a tombstone that says "Here lies Gomez Addams -- he was good for nothing....
• Once upon a time, four AMPHIBIOUS HOG CALLERS attacked a family of DEFENSELESS, SENSITIVE COIN COLLECTORS and brought DOWN their PROPERTY VALUES!
  ! -- Zippy the Pinhead...