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• Why ask why? Why ask why!? Oh, just shut up and drink the damn beer!
• Why ask why? Drink until you die.
• Why ask me? I'm just visiting reality.
• Mommy, why is the goalie so pale? "Shut up and shoot the puck!
• Sometimes I lie awake at night and ask "Why me?" Then a voice answers Nothing personal, your name just happened to come up.
  -- Charlie Brown, _Peanuts_ [Charles Schulz]...
• Don't let Krusty's death get you down, boy. People die all the time.
  Just like that. Why, you could wake up dead tomorrow....
• Cato said, "I had rather men should ask why my statue is not set up, than why it is.
  -- Plutarch (46-120 AD) -- Political Precep...
• One, two, three, four What are we fighting for? Don't ask me I don't give a damn.
  Next stop is Vietnam. Five, six, seven, eight Open up the pearly gates....
• Instead of being born again, why not just grow up?