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• Don't ask me. I just work here.
• Why ask why, just shut up and die.
• Sometimes I lie awake at night and ask "Why me?" Then a voice answers Nothing personal, your name just happened to come up.
  -- Charlie Brown, _Peanuts_ [Charles Schulz]...
• Don't wait for answers, just take your chances, don't ask me why -- B.Joel
• Translations from the Child: "I don't know why. He just hit me.
  He hit his brother. "I didn't hit him. I just sort of pushed him....
• Why ask why? Why ask why!? Oh, just shut up and drink the damn beer!
• Krusty: I slugged some jerk in Tahoe. They gave me one to three.
  My high-priced lawyer sprung me On a technicality....
• Don't ask me any questions. I just might tell you the truth.
• A friend told me to shoot first and ask questions later.
  I was going to ask him why, but I had to shoot him. -- John Wayne on Rowan & Martin's Laugh-I...