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• Why ask why, just shut up and die.
• Why ask why? Why ask why!? Oh, just shut up and drink the damn beer!
• You will never really know why the English drink so much tea until you try their coffee.
  Then, you will know!...
• Continental Life. Why do you ask?
• No, I'm not an elitist. Why do you ask, peasant?
• To save your world you asked this man to die; Would this man, could he see you now, ask why?
  -- W. H. Auden (1907-1973), Epitaph for an Unknown Soldie...
• New England Life, of course. Why do you ask?
• I inherited curiosity from my cat. Why do you ask?
• ME, paranoid? Why do you ask?! -- Victor Kostriki