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• Rachel: So, come on, what was the big news Pete wanted to tell you Mon?
  ! Or should I say Mrs. Monica Becker? Phoebe: No-no-no oh, keep your name, don_t take his name....
• Why ask me? I'm just visiting reality.
• I love you for your beauty; love me although I am ugly. -- Miguel de Cervantes, "Don Quixote
• Why do you lead me a wild-goose chase? -- Miguel de Cervantes (1547-1616) -- Don Quixote, Part i, Book iii, Chap.
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• You know you should be swimming when . . . At home, you close all the drapes, take off your clothes and don a pair of swim fins.
• Hard work may not kill you, but why take chances?
• Lisa: Dad, can you take me to Dr. Hibbert's office?
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