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• Sometimes I eat fish just for the halibut ...
• You know you should be swimming when . . . Cats start following you around even when you *aren't* carrying groceries.
• There is a noise like a wild horses' neigh. You spin around, and don't see anyone around at all except for a spurred black cloaked figure carrying a scythe.
  Death coughs apologetically. He seems a little embarrassed....
• She's got the personality of a halibut.
• We do it for the Halibut.
• Hang around with dolphins, carrying a large pair of scissors in case you meet a tuna fishing boat that hasn't learnt about driftnets being illegal.
  -- Forty-two things to do as preparation for life as a mermaid....
• This way is blocked by something you aren't carrying.
• Oh, yes, you know why fish are always weighing themselves?
  Because they carry their scales with them....
• If you give a man a fish, he will eat for today. If you teach him to fish, he'll understand why some people think golf is exciting.
  -- The Angler's Credo...