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• What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists?
  In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet. -- Woody Allen, "Without Feathe...
• What if nothing exists and we're all in somebody's dream?
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• What if nothing exists and we're all in somebody's dream?
  Or what's worse, what if only that fat guy in the third row exists?...
• Why are our days numbered and not, say, lettered? -- Woody Allen, Without Feathe
• Actor: So what do you do for a living? Doris: I work for a company that makes deceptively shallow serving dishes for Chinese restaurants.
  -- Woody Allen, "Without Feathe...