Related:

• Skiers do it spread eagled.
• Water Skiers do it with cuts.
• When in Poland do as Poles do.
• Skiers go down fast.
• There are few virtues that the Poles do not possess--and there are few mistakes they have ever avoided.
  -- Sir Winston Churchill...
• There are few virtues that the Poles do not possess -- and there are few mistakes they have ever avoided.
  -- W. Churchill, Parliament, August, 1945...
• WATER SKIERS come down harder.
• Q: How do you know when you're in the <ethnic> section of Vermont?
  A: The maple sap buckets are hanging on utility poles....
• Most skiers are people who jump to contusions.