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• Who invited all these tacky people?
• In dealing with a body of people, the people will be more tacky than expected. -- Lee's Law
• Lee's Law: In any dealings with a collective body of people, the people will always be more tacky than originally expected.
• Tip: Wages we pay other people's hired help.
• A retired dentist who loves to fish. "Open wide," he mutters to the unseen fish as he waits for a tug on the line.
  Now bite down. This may sting just a little bit....
• You may have had the luck to be hired by an ISP but you, with your flash of technical acumen, allienated any and all of us who might have been mad enough to sign up with your ISP.
  For this, at least, I am thankful. -- Marc A. Volovic on linux-il, 20 Feb, 1997...
• Homer: [answering the door] Who is it? Voice: Goons.
  Homer: Who? Voice: Hired goons. Homer: Hired goons?...
• Oral Roberts is sure the end is near, but he has hired two extra people to work on his listeners, to put him into their will!
• An executive is a person who is always annoying the hired help by asking them to do things.