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• An executive is a person who always decides; sometimes he decides correctly, but he always decides.
  -- John H. Patterso...
• The best executive is one who has sense enough to pick good people to do what he wants done, and self-restraint enough to keep from meddling with them while they do it.
  -- Theodore Roosevel...
• An honest executive is one who shares the credit with the person who did all the work.
• Confuse a public servant by asking exactly what they mean by "height" on that long form.
  Ask them why they think "green" isn't a valid answer for the "complexion" question....
• Who hired all these tacky people?
• wannabee /won'*-bee/ n. (also, more plausibly, spelled `wannabe') [from a term recently used to describe Madonna fans who dress, talk, and act like their idol
  prob. originally from biker slang] A would-be hacker....
• Those of you who think you know everything are annoying those of us who do.
• Those of you who think you know everything are very annoying to those of us who do.