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• Homer: I suppose you want to probe me. Well, you might as well get it over with.
  Kang: Stop! We have reached the limits of what rectal probing can teach us....
• I cannot teach anybody anything, I can only make them think. -- Socrate
• Homer: Wait a minute...even Lenny is teaching a class!
  Look at the way they admire and adore him....
• Homer: [gulps] I suppose you want to probe me. Well, might as well get it over with.
  [unzips his pants] Kang: [disgusted] Stop! We have reached the limits of what rectal probing can teach us....
• I can write better than anybody who can write faster, and I can write faster than anybody who can write better.
  -- A. J. Liebling (1904-1963)...
• I can write better than anybody who can write faster, and I can write faster than anybody who can write better.
  -- A.J. Liebling...
• You can get everything in life you want, if you will help enough other people get what they want.
• How can I tell what I think until I see what I say?
  And how can I say what I think unless someone asks me?...
• Can anybody think of a good tagline I can steal?