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• A bottle of sweat for every bottle of wine.
• Salvation is only a Beer Bottle away.......
• What flavor milkshake? * Food dispenser Beer. -- Lister.
• You know what, Stuart? I like you. You're not like the other people, here, in the trailer park.
• You_ are one fine looking woman, lady. If I wasn't married, I'd go out with you like _that_!
  [hits his bottle on the bar; beer bubbles and spills out the bottle] I am _so_ sorry!...
• After you have had a beer the bottle is still worth 10 cents.
• Like, I think my bottle absorbed my Beer, eh.
• What does an Englishman's beer bottle say on the bottom? OPEN OTHER END.
• You may be redneck... if you've ever lost a tooth opening a beer bottle.