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• You are old if you remember Joe Namath in pantyhose.
• When you have confidence, you can have a lot of fun.
  And when you have fun, you can do amazing things, -- Joe Namath...
• I've reached that age when a good day is one when you get up and nothing hurts. -- H. Marti
• When asked, "What is a contingent fee?" a lawyer answered, "A contingent fee to a lawyer means, if I don't win your suit, I get nothing.
  If I do win it, you get nothing....
• Why does a dentist ask you if it hurts only when you can't answer?
• You know you're getting old when everything hurts. And what doesn't hurt doesn't work.
  -- Hy Gardne...
• The less you bet, the more you lose when you win.
• When you use your brain it's a violation of the child-labor law. -- Joe E. Lewi
• You can imagine my embarrassment when I killed the wrong guy. -- Joe Valachi