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• When you find yourself in danger, when you're threatened by a stranger, When it looks like you will take a lickin'.
  .. There is one thing you should learn, When there is no one else to turn to, Caaaall for Super Chicken (**bwuck-bwuck-bwuck-bwuck**) Caaaall for Super Chicken!...
• When you find yourself in danger, When you're threatened by a stranger, When it looks like you will take a lickin'.
  .. There is one thing you should learn, When there is no one else to turn to, Caaaall for Super Chicken!...
• When you find yourself in danger, When you're threatened by a stranger, When it looks like you will take a lickin'.
  .. There is one thing you should learn, When there is no one else to turn to, Caaaaaall for Super Chicken....
• What happens when you cross a chicken with a banjo? You get a chicken that plucks itself.
• It is when you take for yourself that you truly take.
• You know you should be swimming when . . . You find yourself checking for sharks whenever you stir outdoors.
• You know you should be swimming when . . . You routinely find yourself buying (male or female) exactly one less item of bathing apparel than you have previously.
• You know you should be swimming when . . . You find yourself keeping score in _Jaws_.
• When a poor man eats a chicken -- one of them is sick.