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• Miscellaneous is always the largest category.
  -- Walter Slovotsky, The Warrior Lives by Joel Rosenberg...
• I'm a simple man. All I want is enough sleep for two normal men, enough whiskey for three, and enough women for four.
  -- Walter Slovotsky, The Warrior Lives by Joel Rosenberg...
• Get scared right away; avoid the rush.
  -- Slovotsky's Law Number Thirty-One -- Walter Slovotsky, The Warrior Lives by Joel Rosenberg...
• There just isn't any pleasing some people. The trick is to stop trying.
  -- Walter Slovotsky, The Warrior Lives by Joel Rosenberg...
• Whatever you want too much, you can't have, so when you REALLY want something, try to want it a little less.
  -- Walter Slovotsky, _The Sleeping Dragon_ by Joel Rosenberg...
• Trouble with you Jewish girls is that your desire to DO is in inverse proportion to your willingness to TALK about it.
• I find that we all get more legendary as time goes by.
  Legend" means, basically, "bullshit." -- Walter Slovotsky, The Warrior Live...
• Bart: OK, but on my way, I'm going to be doing thi
  [windmills arms] If you get hit, it's your own fault....
• Kirk: "I'm going aboard. Spock, you have the Conn.
  Spock: "I am responsible for involving you in this, I will go....