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• There just isn't any pleasing some people. The trick is to stop trying.
  -- Walter Slovotsky, The Warrior Lives by Joel Rosenberg...
• Get scared right away; avoid the rush.
  -- Slovotsky's Law Number Thirty-One -- Walter Slovotsky, The Warrior Lives by Joel Rosenberg...
• I'm a simple man. All I want is enough sleep for two normal men, enough whiskey for three, and enough women for four.
  -- Walter Slovotsky, The Warrior Lives by Joel Rosenberg...
• When the Black Camel comes for me, I'm not going to go kicking and screaming -- I am, however, going to try to talk my way out of it.
  No, no, you want the other Walter Slovotsky....
• Trouble with you Jewish girls is that your desire to DO is in inverse proportion to your willingness to TALK about it.
• Whatever you want too much, you can't have, so when you REALLY want something, try to want it a little less.
  -- Walter Slovotsky, _The Sleeping Dragon_ by Joel Rosenberg...
• I find that we all get more legendary as time goes by.
  Legend" means, basically, "bullshit." -- Walter Slovotsky, The Warrior Live...
• We who are about to die, are going to take one hell of a lot of the bastards with us.
  -- Karl Cullinane, _The Silver Crown_ by Joel Rosenberg...
• She can kill all your files; She can freeze with a frown.
  And a wave of her hand brings the whole system down....