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• The imaginary friends I had as a kid dropped me because their friends thought I didn't exist.
  -- Aaron Machado...
• When I was a kid we downloaded at 300bps and ENJOYED it!
• I am the girl-next-door's imaginary boyfriend.
• Honey, I Formatted the Kid!
• I will not bury the new kid.
• When I have a kid, I want to buy one of those strollers for twins.
  Then put the kid in and run around, looking frantic. -- Stephen Wrigh...
• When I was a little kid we had a sand box. It was a quicksand box.
  I was an only child...eventually. -- Steven Wrigh...
• When I was a kid, we had a quick-sand box in the backyard.
  I was an only child... eventually. -- Steven Wrigh...