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• Spark's Second Rule for Managers: Attempt to be seen with important people.
• In an attempt to make the country a happier place, the government have announced a scheme known as the "scowl penalty".
  Anyone seen scowling will be penalised $20 on the spot....
• Remember People And Recipes Are Alike! Igredients Are IMPORTANT!
• You will be invited to dine with many important people. Once.
• Burns: Ugh, I've never seen such an obvious attempt to curry my favor.
  Smithers: Fabulous observation sir, just fabulous. -- "There's No Disgrace Like Home...
• Don't attempt communication with dead people; it will only lead to psychological problems.
  -- Safety Tips for the Post-Nuclear Existence...
• Half the things that people do not succeed in, are through fear of making the attempt.
  .. -- James Northcote...
• It's important that people know what you stand for.
  It's more important that they know what you won't stand for....
• people do not attempt to mate with cats, and frogs do not attempt to mate with scientist (although the latter possibility might result in a researcher who jumps to conclusions).
  -- "Genetic Algorithms" by David E. Goldberg...