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• When the ax entered the forest, the trees said, "The handle is one of us!" -- Turkish proverb
• FIELD: noun, a forest without the trees.
• Lisa: [glumly] The Simpsons have entered the forest.
  -- But will the forest survive? "Call of the Simpso...
• Trees don't fall in the forest when no one's around to hear them.
  Sometimes they just happen to be on the ground when you see them again....
• The axe is laid unto the root of the trees. -- New Testament -- Luke iii, 9
• When cutting down trees, remember to pause now and then to sharpen your axe.
• How many US Presidents -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Only one. If he can handle 250000000 people a day I think he can handle screwing one extra light bulb....
• Bother! said Pooh, as he torched the forest.
• A book should serve as an axe to the ice inside us. -- Franz Kafka