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• When I hear a man applauded by the mob I always feel a pang of pity for him.
  All he has to do to be hissed is to live long enough. -- H.L. Mencken, "Minority Repo...
• I have a few good reasons for drinking And one has just entered my head If a man can't drink when he's living How the hell can he drink when he's dead?
• Of the two smartest creatures on the earth, man and the dolphin, each thought they were smarter then the other.
  Man thought he was smarter because he built many things and did much work, when the dolphins just played all day....
• In the begining, God created the Earth and he said, "Let there be mud.
  And there was mud. And God said, "Let Us make living creatures out of mud, so the mud can see what we have done....
• Pity is for the living, envy is for the dead.
• Has a dog a Buddha-nature? This is the most serious question of all.
  If you say 'yes' or 'no' you lose your own Buddha-nature....
• A man forgives only when he is in the wrong.