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• How do you make a cat go moo? Ask it "Does a dog have the Buddha-nature?
• mu: /moo/ The correct answer to the classic trick question "Have you stopped beating your wife yet?
  . Assuming that you have no wife or you have never beaten your wife, the answer "yes" is wrong because it implies that you used to beat your wife and then stopped, but "no" is worse because it suggests that you have one and are still beating her....
• mu /moo/ The correct answer to the classic trick question "Have you stopped beating your wife yet?
  . Assuming that you have no wife or you have never beaten your wife, the answer "yes" is wrong because it implies that you used to beat your wife and then stopped, but "no" is worse because it suggests that you have one and are still beating her....
• Q: Does a cow have Buddha-nature ? A: Mu
• Work out you own salvation. Do not depend on others. -- Buddha
• All things that are born must die. Work hard for your own freedom from sorrow. -- Buddha
• If you meet The Buddha on the Net, flame him.
• Believe nothing, no matter where you read it, or who said it--even if I have said it--unless it agrees with your own reason and your own common sense.
  -- The Buddha...
• has the X nature [seems to derive from Zen Buddhist koans of the form "Does an X have the Buddha-nature?
  ] adj. Common hacker construction for `is an X', used for humorous emphasis....