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• What would you say, my lord, if I were to say...'I love you'?
  Umm...(strangled)..Well, it depends entirely on who you said it to....
• What do they call you? ...Kate. Isn't that a bit of a girl's name?
  ...It's short..for..erm...'Bob'. -- Edmund and Kate : Bell...
• It is strangely in keeping with the manner of our courtship that the maid of honour should be a man.
  Oh! Thank you very much, my lord. ...And I use the word 'man' in its broadest possible sense....
• Well, what can it possibly be? (Kate undoes her blouse and reveals all to Edmund) Aha.
  ..Good Lord. -- Edmund to Kate : Bell...
• There you are Ballders. You look as sweet as a little pie.
  He looks like what he is - a dungball in a dress. -- Kate and Edmund : Bell...
• Oh come on Edmund, you _must_ be able to think of another best man.
  .. ...Well, I suppose I _could_ ask Percy...Percy? (excited) My lord?...
• I must look to my own dear tiny darling to sustain me in my frail dotage.
  But Father, surely... Yes, Kate. I want you to become a prostitute....
• I've been in your service since I was two and a half, my lord.
  Well, that must be why I'm so utterly sick of the sight of you. -- Baldrick and Edmund : Bell...
• Of course, you know what your great discovery means, don't you Percy?
  Perhaps, my lord... That you, Percy, Lord Percy......