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• What do they call you? ...Kate. Isn't that a bit of a girl's name?
  ...It's short..for..erm...'Bob'. -- Edmund and Kate : Bell...
• What think you, my lord, of...'love'? ...You mean rumpy-pumpy? -- Kate and Edmund : Bell
• What would you say, my lord, if I were to say...'I love you'?
  Umm...(strangled)..Well, it depends entirely on who you said it to....
• Well, what can it possibly be? (Kate undoes her blouse and reveals all to Edmund) Aha.
  ..Good Lord. -- Edmund to Kate : Bell...
• I must look to my own dear tiny darling to sustain me in my frail dotage.
  But Father, surely... Yes, Kate. I want you to become a prostitute....
• It is strangely in keeping with the manner of our courtship that the maid of honour should be a man.
  Oh! Thank you very much, my lord. ...And I use the word 'man' in its broadest possible sense....
• Edmund and Kate wrestle each other to the floor. Their eyes meet searchingly.
  Edmund slowly bends to kiss her...the door opens, and Baldrick enters....
• Alright. Go and get Bob's stuff in...and throw your filthy muck out onto the street.
  God bless you, sweet master! -- Edmund and Baldrick : Bell...
• Let's practice. Edmund comes in and says, 'Hello Baldrick.
  ..you haven't seen Percy, have you?', to which you reply....