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• What men call gallantry and gods adultery, Is much more common where the climate's sultry.
  -- Lord Byron (Don Juan)...
• Heather: Get drunk and tip cows.
• Don's Axiom: When all else fails, read the instructions.
• One of the Greek lady gods got a crush on one of the Greek man gods.
  He tried to hit her with lightning and thunderbolts, but he just couldn't get her away from him ....
• What newspaper do cows read? The Daily Moos.
• Ours is a world where people don't know what they want and are willing to go through hell to get it.
  -- Don Marqui...
• Whom the gods love die young," was said of yore.
  -- Lord Byron (1788-1824) -- Don Juan, Canto iv, Stanza 12...
• Beware of what you ask of the Gods, for they may....
• What awful irony is this? We are as gods, but know it not.