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• The worst job I ever had was working in a Fotomat booth.
  I was the only one at the Christmas party. -- Mark Dobrie...
• Have you ever had to finally decide...
• What was the worst thing you've ever done?" "I won't tell you that, but I'll tell you the worst thing that ever happened to me.
  .. the most dreadful thing." -- Peter Straub, "Ghost Story...
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  Congratulations! You'll be spending two nights together in glamorous Capital City....
• To be a successful father there's one absolute rule
  when you have a kid, don't look at it for the first two years. -- Ernest Hemingway...
• Marge: Then the prince and the princess...[yawn] got married and lived happily ever after.
  Bart: Then what happened? Marge: Uh...they had thirty sons and thirty daughters....
• Have you ever had your stack stuck on a semaphore? (inside joke)
• 0243 Have you ever had a security clearance? -- from THE HACKER TEST