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• I'm from Georgia -- what country are YOU from?
• Lady Nancy Astor: "Winston, if you were my husband, I'd put poison in your coffee.
  Winston Churchill: "Nancy, if you were my wife, I'd drink it....
• 0142 Ever tried to improve your score on the Hacker Test? -- from THE HACKER TEST
• What's wrong with this country, aside from light beer, is ....
• You can't go back home to your family-- to a young man's dream of fame and glory to the country cottage away from strife and conflict to the father you have lost to the old forms and systems of things which seems everlasting but are changing all the time.
  -- Thomas Wolfe (1900-1938) "You Can't Go Home Again" (1940)...
• You kids should thank your mother. Now that she's a better person, we can see how awful we really are.
  -- Homer at the country club, "Scenes from the Class Struggle in Springfield...
• Ask not what you can do for your country, but what your country's been doing to you. -- Avenge
• Be England what she will, With all her faults she is my country still.
  -- Charles Churchill (1731-1764) -- The Farewell, Line 27...
• INTERREGNUM, n. The period during which a monarchical country is governed by a warm spot on the cushion of the throne.
  The experiment of letting the spot grow cold has commonly been attended by most unhappy results from the zeal of many worthy persons to make it warm again....