You Kids Should Thank Your Mother. Now That She's A Better Person, We Can See How Awful We Really Are.

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• Homer drives to the entrance of the country club] Marge
  Homer, what are you doing? Homer: I'm driving up to the main building....
• I knew my kind wasn't welcome here.
  -- Krusty at the country club, "Scenes from the Class Struggle in Springfield...
• Marge: Bart, comb your hair. Homer, I don't think you should wear a short-sleeved shirt with a tie.
  Homer: But Sipowicz does it. Marge: If Detective Sipowicz jumped off a cliff, would you do that too?...
• Gatekeeper: Name, please. Homer: Simpson family.
  Marge: We're not poor. [looks around nervously] Well, we're not....
• Rauberta: Love your outfit, Marge. The vest says "Let's have lunch", but the culottes say "You're paying".
  -- At the country club, "Scenes from the Class Struggle in Springfield...
• Mom, look, I found something more fun than complaining!
  -- Lisa rides the pony at the country club, "Scenes from the Class Struggle in Springfield...
• Tom Kite: Now, you don't want to overthink. Home
  Not an issue. Tom Kite: Keep your head down. Home...
• Homer: [whistles at Marge] You look great. Marge: Really?
  You like it? Oh, I'd love to wear this someplace special....
• Burns: Oh, quit cogitating, Steinmetz, and use an open-faced club!
  A sand wedge! Homer: Mmm ... open-faced club sandwich....