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• The wife of a careless man is almost a widow.
• The surest sign that a man is in love is when he divorces his wife.
• A man asked a private detective to follow his wife.
  After several days, the private detective came back with his findings....
• A man bites off more trouble than he can chew when he doesn't do what his wife wants.
  You better believe it. -- Satchel Paige...
• When a man brings his wife flowers for no reason--there's a reason. -- Molly McGee (Marion Jordan)
• When a man makes a woman his wife, it's the highest compliment he can pay her, and it's usually the last.
  -- Helen Rowland...
• When a man says it's a silly, childish game, it's probably something his wife can beat him at.
  -- Epperson's law...