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• The difference between capitalism and socialism is that in capitalism, man exploits man, while in socialism it's the other way around.
• We delivered our child via natural childbirth, the procedure invented by a man named Lamaze--the Marquis de Lamaze, a disciple of Dr.
  Josef Mengele, who concluded that women could counteract the incredible pain of childbirth through breathing....
• What's the difference between a bad archer and a constipated owl?
  One shoots but can't hit,the other hoots but can't shit....
• What's the difference between a seagull and a puppy?
  One flits across the shore the other shits across the floor....
• What is the difference between a single 40-year-old woman and a single 40-year-old man?
  The 40-year-old woman thinks often of having children and the 40-year-old man thinks often about dating them....
• The difference between fantasy and science fiction is that one hast honest politicians scrupulous lawyers, and altruistic doctors, while the other only has beings from outer space.
  -- William John Watki...
• What's the difference between a man and E.T.? E.T. phoned home.
• What's the difference between a man and the weekend? The weekend never comes too soon.
• One difference between a man and a machine is that a machine is quiet when well oiled.