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• The difference between science and the fuzzy subjects is that science requires reasoning, while those other subjects merely require scholarship.
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• The difference between science and the fuzzy subjects is that science requires reasoning while those other subjects merely require scholarship.
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• Good lawyers are even rarer than honest politicians.
• The difference between reality and fiction ? Fiction has to be make sense.
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• The number of honest politicians is superceded only by the number of honest burglars, if one consults the individuals involved.