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• I'll wear any color so long as it's black
• What color is a chameleon on a mirror?
• What color is a hiccup? Burple.
• My sister could make some black bread for you (Translation: Burned)
• When I was young, my family bought a color TV. Our neigbors, who were poorer, had only a black-and-white set.
  They bought a piece of cellophane, shaded from red through yellow to blue, and taped it over their screen, so they could claim that they had a color TV, too....