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• What a wonderful world it is that has girls in it! -- L. Long
• John Bobbit has no hard feelings about what his wife did.
• A submarine will move through the water most efficiently if it is 10 to 13 times as long as it is wide.
  -- "Programming Pearls", Communications of the ACM, Sep. 1985...
• The mind unlearns with difficulty what it has long learned. -- Seneca
• What a wonderful world it is that has girls in it! -- Lazarus Long by Robert A Heinlei
• It has to be hard to be good.
• It is hard to change when something has been good for you for so long.
  -- Thomas Booker, IBM Sales Manager, addressing the new IBM (A.D. 1994)...
• As funny as a screen door on a submarine.
• COBOL - A plump secretary. She talks far too much, and most of what she says can be ignored.
  She works hard and long hours, but can't handle really complicated jobs....