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• Atlanta makes it against the law to tie a giraffe to a telephone pole or street lamp.
• Frankfort, Kentucky, makes it against the law to shoot off a policeman's tie.
• Knoxville, Tennessee, law says you must call a policeman if a lion or tiger brushes against you on the street.
• he effectiveness of a telephone conversation is in inverse proportion to the time spent on it.
  -- Parkinson's Telephone Law...
• In my attempt to hit a fly, I drove into a telephone pole. -- Excerpt from insurance form.
• Try as hard as I did, no matter what move I made, that telephone pole matched me and eventually it hit me.
  I'd have to say that the pole was at fault, it certainly wasn't me....