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• When the law is against you, argue the facts. When the facts are against you, argue the law.
  When both are against you, call the other lawyer names. (To see this in action, watch L.A. Law)...
• Lawyer's Rule: When the law is against you, argue the facts.
  When the facts are against you, argue the law. When both are against you, call the other lawyer names....
• Frankfort, Kentucky, makes it against the law to shoot off a policeman's tie.
• I appreciate the fact that this draft was done in haste, but some of the sentences that you are sending out in the world to do your work for you are loitering in taverns or asleep beside the highway.
  -- Dr....
• I appreciate the fact that this draft was done in haste
  but some of the sentences that you are sending out in the world to do your work for you are loitering in taverns or asleep beside the highway....