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• Quote #428 I did like seeing all the EDA vendors and customers there, but thought it odd that at a conference which is 95% male, they had a band playing slow dance music.
  Then I remembered: "Oh, yea! That's right. We're in San Francisco!...
• QOTD: "What I like most about myself is that I'm so understanding when I mess things up.
• Loyalty means nothing unless it has at its heart the absolute principle of self-sacrifice.
  -- (Thomas) Woodrow Wilso...
• Blackadder, what are you saying? What of loyalty? Honour?
  Self-respect? What of them? ...Nothing. -- Melchett and Edmund : Chai...
• What I don't like about chess is the way you have to sit and pretend to think. -- Gardner Rea
• What's the point of not eating? You're the only one who's suffering.
  Do I look like its bothering me? Okay, its bothering me....
• You know what I like about hookers? It doesn't matter what line you use on them, because they all work.
  -- Kip Addotta...
• Butter has now been replaced by margarine in Happy Pancake House restaurants throughout the southwestern United States.
  Only about 2 percent of customers have complained, indicating that 98 people out of 100 are happy with the change....
• MS-DOS:: /M-S-dos/ [MicroSoft Disk Operating System] n.
  A {clone} of {{CP/M}} for the 8088 crufted together in 6 weeks by hacker Tim Paterson, who is said to have regretted it ever since....