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• An engineer is a man who can do for a dime what any fool can do for a dollar.
• I've got to hand it to the Venetians, though. I can't tell you how impressed I was with that city.
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• You twist and turn like a...twisty turny thing. You're a weedy pigeon, Blackadder, and you can call me Susan if it isn't so.
  -- Melchett : Bee...
• But it's not against any religion / To want to dispose of a pigeo
• Private, what is the time? We didn't receive any messages.
  ..and Captain Blackadder definitely did not shoot this delicious plump-breasted pigeon, sir....
• Mathematicians do it forever if they can do one and can do one more.
• An engineer is an unordinary person who can do for one dollar what any ordinary person can do for two dollars.
• It is vain to do with more what can be done with less. -- William of Occam