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• It's not against any religion to want to dispose of a pigeon. -- Tom Lehre
• The writers against religion, whilst they oppose every system, are wisely careful never to set up any of their own.
  -- Edmund Burke (1729-1797) -- A Vindication of Natural Society...
• What can a pigeon do that a west Texas oil man can't do any more?
  A pigeon can still make a deposit on a new Mercedes....
• Private, what is the time? We didn't receive any messages.
  ..and Captain Blackadder definitely did not shoot this delicious plump-breasted pigeon, sir....
• Want a taste of religion? Bite a minister!
• I don't do reports, it's against my religion.
• Religion is a defense against the experience of God. -- Carl Jung
• Any religion that rejects coffee worships a false god.
• If you want to become a millionaire, found a religion. -- L. Ron Hubbard