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• Vegetables are what food eats. Fruit are vegetables that fool you by tasting good.
  Fish are fast moving vegetables. Mushrooms are what grows on vegetables when food's done with them....
• You may be redneck... if you've ever used a weed eater indoors.
• I think we've got an eater! Are you suggesting.. eating my mother?
  ?? Uhhh - yeah! Not raw, cooked! -- Monty Pytho...
• Mud Pies.....Quiche Terrain!
• Vegetables are not food; vegetables are what food eats.
  Fruit are vegetables that fool you by tasting good....
• REAL PROGRAMMERS don't eat quiche. They eat Twinkies.
  And Szechwan food. Do not go to eat Szechwan food with a group of REAL PROGRAMMERS unless you are prepared to argue bitterly over the last spring roll....
• Now, let's SEND OUT for QUICHE!! -- Zippy the Pinhead
• PS. I'm a quiche-eating Pascal person!
• It looks like a flying purple people eater!